Last night as I scrolling through my Twitter feed with my right hand on the mouse and my left hand in my pants, a thought came to mind: what should my next LDCX blog post be? I quickly rose up out of my seat and started scrambling back and forth, compiling thoughts into one in attempt to find THAT perfect blog post. Then it hit me: Kanye fucking West. He makes amazing music, so why not rank them all? Why not go through each and every one of his albums and rank every song from best to worst. A day later and we are here.
I will not further keep you hanging. Let's get this bitch shaking like Parkinsons. Here is an important note: I will be excluding his skits, interludes and Donda part 2's (for they have added literally nothing for my Donda listening experience and I have forgotten that they even exist) from the ranking and I will only be ranking his solo released material plus Watch The Throne, Cruel Summer and Kids See Ghosts. One last note: in an attempt to be unique, I tailored this list to songs that I, PERSONALLY, love to hate.
The College Dropout
1. The New Workout Plan
2. Two Words
3. Jesus Walks
4. All Falls Down
5. Spaceship
6. Slow Jamz
7. Breathe In Breathe Out
8. Through The Wire
9. Family Business
10. Last Call
11. Never Let Me Down
12. Get Em High
13. School Spirit
14. We Don't Care
Late Registration
1. We Major
2. Diamonds From Sierra Leone
3. Diamonds From Sierra Leone Remix
4. Touch The Sky
5. Crack Music
6. Drive Slow
7. Addiction
8. Hey Mama
9. Heard Em Say
10. Gold Digger
11. Celebration
12. Roses
13. Bring Me Down
14. Gone
15. My Way Home
16. Late
Graduation
1. Can't Tell Me Nothing
2. Flashing Lights
3. Stronger
4. Good Life
5. I Wonder
6. Homecoming
7. Barry Bonds
8. Drunk and Hot Girls
9. The Glory
10. Good Morning
11. Champion
12. Everything I Am
13. Big Brother
14. Good Night
808s & Heartbreak
1. Amazing
2. Paranoid
3. Street Lights
4. Bad News
5. See You In My Nightmares
6. Heartless
7. Heartless
8. Robocop
9. Coldest Winter
10. Welcome To Heartbreak
11. Say You Will
12. Pinocchio Story
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
1. POWER
2. Devil In A New Dress
3. So Appalled
4. Monster
5. Lost In The World
6. Gorgeous
7. Runaway
8. All Of The Lights
9. Hell Of A Life
10. Dark Fantasy
11. Blame Game
12. See Me Now
Watch The Throne
1. HAM
2. Who Gon Stop Me
3. Nathans In Paris
4. Lift Off
5. Illest Motherfucker Alive
6. Thats My Bitch
7. No Church In The Wild
8. Gotta Have It
9. Murder To Excellence
10. Otis
11. Why I Love You
12. New Day
13. Welcome To The Jungle
14. Made In America
15. The Joy
16. Primetime
Cruel Summer
1. Mercy
2. Cold
3. Don't Like
4. New God Flow
5. Clique
6. Creepers
7. The Morning
8. To The World
9. Sin City
10. The One
11. Bliss
12. Higher
Yeezus
1. Blood On The Leaves
2. I'm In It
3. Send It Up
4. I Am A God
5. New Slaves
6. Guilt Trip
7. Hold My Liquor
8. Black Skinhead
9. Bound 2
10. On Sight
The Life of Pablo
1. No More Parties In LA
2. Fade
3. Highlights
4. Famous
5. Waves
6. Wolves
7. Real Friends
8. Facts (Charlie Heat Version)
9. Saint Pablo
10. Ultralgiht Beam
11. Feedback
12. Freestyle 4
13. FML
14. Father Stretch My Hands Pt 1
15. Pt 2
16. 30 Hours
17. Low Lights
Ye
1. Ghost Town
2. Yikes
3. All Mine
4. Violent Crimes
5. No Mistakes
6. Wouldn't Leave
7. I Thought About Killing You
KIDS SEE GHOSTS
1. Feel The Love
2. Reborn
3. Kids See Ghosts
4. Cudi Montage
5. Freeeee (Ghost Town Pt. 2)
6. Fire
7. 4th Dimension
JESUS IS KING
1. Closed On Sunday
2. Use This Gospel
3. On God
4. Selah
5. Follow God
6. Everything We Need
7. God Is
8. Hands On
9. Jesus Is Lord
10. Water
11. Every Hour
Donda
1. Off The Grid
2. Hurricane
3. Junya
4. Believe What I Say
5. Jail
6. Remote Control
7. Life Of The Party
8. Moon
9. Praise God
10. God Breathed
11. Come To Life
12. Up From The Ashes
13. 24
14. Lord I Need you
15. Never Abandon Your Family
16. Heaven And Hell
17. Jonah
18. Keep My Spirit Alive
19. Ok Ok
20. Pure Souls
21. New Again
22. Tell The Vision
